Amateur Dota 2 League

For those of us not as good as The Dually Truckers.

Neo, my banker wanker friend, can always be found hard at work at home. Neo works independently, without wasting company time playing Dota. Neo never thinks twice about putting his work before Dota, and he always finishes given assignments on time… Often he takes extended measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping sleep to make up for his time playing Dota. Neo is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound knowledge in his field of 2 heros.. I firmly believe that Neo can be classed as a high-calibre Dota player, the type that cannot be dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Neo be picked up by any respectable LoL team, and be banned from Doto immediatly. Yours Sincerely Mr Randino Butterino Of Dongerino Jersei was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report

I am awesome