Amateur Dota 2 League

For those of us not as good as Team Spirit.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you peasant? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Empire of Bones, and I've been involved in numerous ultra kills of Radiant heroes, and have over 300 confirmed crits. I am trained in skeleton warfare and I'm the top baller on the entire Dire Team. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will hellfire you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in the middle of the lane? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am flying my freshly-bought refresher orb out on the courier so you better prepare for the revives, faggot. The revives that lets me wipe out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ball out of control over you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my sword. Not only am I extensively trained in killing peasants, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Secret Shop and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking stunned, kiddo.

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